I found this sa candytalk forum and I just have to share it:
1. I am the best book out there, you shall not have better one than I am.
2. Thou shalt not take Edward Cullen’s name in vain.
3. Remember to keep release dates calendard.
4. Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence.
5. Thou shalt not kill humans.
6. Thou shalt not love Edward Cullen and Jacob Black equally.
7. Thou shalt not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they can’t read them anymore.
8. Thou shalt not lie. For Edward know that you did anyways.
9. Thou shalt not covet Edward.
10. Thous shalt not covet Edward’s Volvo, or various Cullen cars.